Naaah, he’ll never do it. He’ll keep saying “I’d love to release the transcript.” “I’m looking forward to releasing the transcript,” he’ll say. “I hope to release the transcript very soon,” he’ll say. “I’ll be happy to release the transcript as soon as you open another DOJ investigation into Hillary Clinton’s…

It’s almost like capitalism and feminism don’t go well together.

I would also like to point out that the FB ads for this company popping up in my feed constantly tout their inclusive size range. It wasn’t until recently that they carried more than two styles above 40, and it’s still limited. Their touted “1/2 size” range phases out above a B cup around 36 as well.

No it can’t, it is the other things you get that are diagnosed. Alzheimers and other dementia based diseases, depression and anxiety, things like that. Then once they are dead the brain is looked at and “oh yeah, CTE” is the answer.

When I was in my mid-20s, just divorced, a friend of mine and I found out that a guy we both knew was two-timing both of us. He was in a band, and way too old to be dating either of us, but we eventually caught on to what he was pulling and decided to get even with him.

No, they really do. In the book Lady of the Black Lagoon, the author talks about using the Mormon records to find info that had vanished from every other place on earth.

Neither of these are mine, but they’re too good of low-level pranks not to share.

The first is one I learned from one of my aunts, who has participated is some pretty decent pranks over the years (including fake casts and fake getting pulled over by a cop friend): Step 1: Take some ketchup packets and poke a pinhole…

Buckle up.

Most older homes need a coat of paint and some Spackle

Sophomore year of college, late ‘90s. My best friend and confidante suggested we call the number where you can order a free Book of Mormon. None of us had any intention of reading it. We were neither high nor drunk. We just thought it would be kinda funny to order one.

HGTV! Of course — I’ve been trying to figure out why people look at an older house with character and can’t see what’s great about them. I bought my 1903 house in 2002, have fixed it up around myself (nothing major, paint, spackle, did have the bathroom reno’d but kept the cast iron tub. Just moved the door out of the…

Give the people behind the handle an HGTV show

Exactly. Although “Low-Purchase-Price Old Houses” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. The vast majority of these places will be ENORMOUSLY expensive to rehabilitate.

Well, considering I’m in a city with a median home price of 750k, yes.

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

I think you might want to do more homework.

“I don’t need pigtails and pink rooms. I’m happy being the proud mom of two healthy little men,”

I’m the mom of two young boys and I actively dislike the whole #boymom culture. My boys are not defined by their gender and I am not defined by their gender either. Yes, there are a lot of fart jokes and muddy feet, but there is also long hair and painted fingernails. Trucks riding in doll strollers. Plush dinosaurs…