Horner just hates Australians, doesn’t he?

He accomplished it by decades of pointing to himself.  

I would like three Whoppers Junior please.

Oh come on, you’re just making up words now. Commutator, rectifier, magneto. What, were wolverine and cyclops too busy?

The common factor in every one of your failed relationships is you.

You know this fucker thinks a “VPN” is an STD.

Nah, the “Older Brother Clause” would just make him chuckle.

He had a bunch of makeable shots at the rim that didn’t fall; I don’t think just letting the best 3-point shooter of all time take shots and hope he misses is a great plan.

Every enemy nation of the US praises Trump and hopes to seed continual dysfunction and chaos. Hmmm, I wonder why?

and here I thought I was bad with $375ish a month... Makes me feel better about my most recent purchase

What you mean to say is that CarMax is making all of us pay more in order to compensate for their loss when they incurred with Doug’s Range Rover...

Am I the only one disappointed by a lack of references to Doug Demuro?

Hopefully he’ll learn from this. If that happens, there’ll be nothing to stop him from inheriting the earth.

2018 Subaru Outback 3.6R Touring.

Glad I read that while eating lunch.

Okay, I don’t disagree with the fundamentals of your comment. I would, however, add that having commercial-free F1 is an absolute godsend, and I’m enjoying the races (though boring) much more because of it.

Ferrari needs new strategists.

This. I say this every race day.

The cheers Kimi received from the crowd were much louder than the actual winner of the GP.

Vettel... dirty, and when it happens to him becomes a whiny bitch.