Carmax warranty.

Pronounced “Die Nasty”

I love first and second. First is more than powerful enough to burn rubber and get you somewhere quick. Any closer ratio and you’ll be shifting your ass off and crashing like a mustang.

You damn near gave me a heart attack...

When the bottle is empty, just knock it off the wing with a broomstick.

Except that’s not going to work

You’re not alone. This is the right answer. The only answer.

Good to hear he is currently ok.

WRONG.

My girlfriend’s dad drives a Ram and wears a Yankee hat. He terrifies the shit out of me.

I kind of get the impression he enjoys doing that kind of thing, so reassembly likely isn’t a big deal to him if he has to.

To be fair, you’ve never stopped being able to get a mail-order bride. The websites that comprise much of my spam folder say so.

If the main purpose of a super car is attracting and driving around 110 lbs women, 10HP is really all you need.

*SAD

Designing a rocket to land like this from scratch is no easy feat. That’s basically like saying designing a competitive electric car from scratch isn’t impressive since the tech’s been around for more than 100 years. You obviously have no clue the enormous amount of work and engineering that goes in to building…

Blue Origin is the Faraday Future of space vehicle video comparison companies.

Can we add in motorcycle racing in the mix?

*emails local Toyota dealer on WRX trade in values*

I hate... hate HATE HATE: Vacuum Powered Everything.