Damn, that would be the untimate scenario, wouldn’t it? And a reasonable one at that.

You’re right. Runner-up to Vandoorne, right? (Ron Dennis, please put Vandoorne in a permanent seat, please.)

As great as that would be, it sadly wouldn’t happen. Red Bull consistently hires drivers from its racing program. Maybe all-powerful Marko could, though, since Red Bull is short of experienced young drivers.

You may have something there. My cousin’s a schoolteacher and she’s owed a Rav4 for practically forever, and doesn’t like rap in the least. I guess Toyota knows its target democraphic.

*sigh* Why do we always go back to the ‘rap music is shit’ statement? I like rap, but I listen to practically every other genre too. Let one choose what one wants to listen to, and live and let live.

When you put it like that - mind blown by The D’s capabilities. Of course, after 60 the Tesla has no chance.

Man, I felt like I was there! Good read, thanks.

This is funny, dude. Also true.

Ha!

(Kinja’s feisty on my mobile device. B*tch)

Yikes. Sorry, dude. My incidents have involved generous quantities of alcohol. I’m usually the designated driver.

I concur; just hasn’t happened to me yet. 3 people have thrown up in my 13-year-old vehicle though. 2 at least managed to do it outside but the latest one was my wife. Inside. After some cheesy nachos. Not pretty, especially the sheer volume. Had to power-wash the mats.

True. Taillight went out one night, & I knew about it, but tell me why I got stopped twice that same night for that by FCPD’s finest. They’re bored. They should have a jurisdiction swap with, say, Baltimore police.

Smart. I may do that too, coz they’re terrible here.

See, you get it. My car is a cacophony of stuff I WANT in, or on, my car. I’ve got a couple of stickers that add at least 10HP each, commemorating my love for WRC. I also have twin subwoofers in the trunk and have had them (not the same set) since I was a teen - in my 30s now - and someone had the nerve to say: “I…

Yup. First thing that came to mind. I’m intimately acquainted with Fairfax County police.

Thanks for my first real smile today. This is all I could see in my head:

Thanks. Thought of this immediately.

This will only give Kvyat more motivation. An angry Russian is nothing to f*ck with. He’ll drive the hell out of that Toro Rosso.

Reminds me of this guy: