Riiight! Almost forgot about that one. I mean, how did that happen?

I think you may have the COTD.

Despite his Crashtorship®, dude does have a GP2 Championship belt. Boggles the mind, I know.

This guy from Date Movie is Black, Indian, Japanese and Jewish, allegedly.

This. A thousand times this.

You taught me something new today - always wondered who paid for the shipping, which must be ridiculously expensive.

I’ll never forget that. Pretty much the most badass thing I’ve ever seen. Pole position. With second bike. In one lap. Amazing.

F1 news is akin to gossip. The woulda-coulda-shouldas are everywhere. Are you not entertained? (I know, it’s the winter break and everyone’s sad. Forget what I said.)

This is just plain weird to me, and I read it here on Jalop.

If the VR6 is on this list - and I applaud that - then the WRX also should be in it. Yes, I’m biased, but dat burble! Nngggg!

I sincerely hope everyone will be balls to wall. The only drivers I felt did their utmost in 2015 are the Red Bulls and Toro Rossos. Maybe the Williams boys too, in retrospect. The Mercs just cruise & the Ferraris seem happy being 2nd. Well, Kimi anyway. But that’s just the vibe I got from 2015.

2016 will be the season to watch. McHonda may resurge, the Renault engine may be reinvigorated, Merc will no doubt make progress - as will Ferrari, the Toro Rosso rookies - sophomores, rather - will be fighting for that Red Bull seat should Ricciardo or Kvyat shuffle the grid (my bet’s on Sainz prevailing), Alex Rossi…

Firstly, f*ck Ron Dennis, that obnoxious career-killer.

Respectfully, I guess we’re polar opposites because, though my entire family drive autos, I can’t bring myself to own one. Maybe I’ve never experienced a really good slushbox.

I have a cold-air intake that can be converted to a short ram - though it permanently remains a cold-air - and I must say it completely transformed the noise the engine makes. I f*cking love it, and I’d understand why someone would install a short ram, though I wouldn’t recommend it.

First laugh of the day - thanks. Need to replace my keyboard now.

There may a smidgen of truth to the ‘Danger To Manifold’ warning, which would be nice if ANY CAR HAD THAT FEATURE. The floorboard part is ridiculous, of course. Hear me out:

Wolff does sound like an evil scientist; peering into the monitors and whispering: ‘My pretties.’

Guys, please don’t Reddit here. This is Jalop where experienced, analytical feedback is expected. I kid, I kid.