Remember the Henry Kaufman film ‘Adaptation’? In Matrix 4 Keanu plays the Matrix screenwriter struggling to adapt the story. In desperation he writes Lana herself into the story. Eventually all the characters realize they’re just fictional characters in a screenplay and none of their realities are real. Oh, and Keanu…

Oh man, the goddamn rollercoaster I have just been on

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

I honestly think the best automatic for manual people is an electric car with heavy regenerative braking.

Good thing Hamburger Helper was there to assist...

Hey Sophie, Charlottesville is in Virginia, not North Carolina- that’s Charlotte. 

The first season was brilliant and surprisingly deep. So, count me on board. The emoji in the bandanna made me laugh. Because I’m a child.

Short memory, huh? A Model S drove over a commercial 3-ball hitch and gave the driver all kinds of notice to get out of the car before it self immolated. There was all kinds of scrutiny for it and autopilot didn’t exist yet.

“The reboot finally answers some of the mythology questions!”

Does this testimony come with a free Frogurt?

 Son of a bitch.

Be sure to drink your ovaltine?

ROBBIE WAS THE ROBOT FROM FORBIDDEN PLANET GET OUT OF HERE

It is we we’re looking for.

The ironic thing is that Seinfeld stole it from someone else in the first place: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpool_(web_series)

I hear he makes a mean hot sauce, though.

The lord gave us the atoms and it’s up to us to make ‘em dance!

And all this time I thought it was just Disney’s Animals Do Hamlet, like what they did with their foxy Robin Hood picture.