I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this in a comedy. Oh just remembered where:

Seriously. They had her DNA.

The “her eyes were green” part bugged me since eye color is encoded in DNA.

OMG, same issue. Some lady in the midwest named Debbie. Keeps using my email address. Learn your own address people! I get medical related stuff, requests for local political donations, photos sent from her friends. It’s been going on for over a decade!

“Lisa needs new braces!”

To me the only weird part is that it’s a small blue dot, in rather red and large Texas.

There are a lot of them here in the SF Bay Area just parked on the side of the road. People live in them because house costs are so high.

But it’s not really so much algorithmic with a tree of if-then statements. They’re training neural nets. The progress in machine learning in recent years is nothing short of astounding.  

“The episode spends a surprising amount of time on Billy’s hacker. Not sure if that will be relevant somehow or not.”

It the context of the photo, the white flag indicates the start of the last lap. I suppose spectators might stand up at that point.

My family is on the east coast and I was going to school on the west coast. I would often have open ended travel cross country. So I used to get selected for it, often when I had a one way cross country ticket in the years after 9/11. That hasn’t happened in recent years, though. Also TSA precheck, which I only…

Hmm.. this is an interesting topic. As a man, I basically hug all my friends both male and female. Sometimes the male hugs are the bro-hug, that sort of hand-shake half-hug hybrid, but a hug nonetheless.
I meet a lot of international folks. The European females more often than not come in for the hug. Sometimes…

“The first time she told it to me was last summer, while laying on the grass in downtown Berkeley. “

I visited CMU in 1994 when choosing between there and Cornell. I remember noticing the buildings in the city seemed rather dirty. Glad there’s been so much progress.

Isn’t your uncle’s dad also your grandpa?

Did no one notice that that immigrant sketch was a rip off of Borat?  

What about the immigrant sketch that obviously ripped off Borat?

If they had any of the Law & Order iterations on besides SVU, it would definitely be a plot of one of the episodes.

Polar bears do it for better camouflage in the snow.

How about Ferrari 812 Superveloce.