I hope the unnamed player is Eric Rowe. Please be Eric Rowe. Sleeper agent sent by the Eagles to ruin Tom Brady’s Super Bowl run.

Bless you for doing this

Smash down a bedroom door, slap his girlfriend in the face and snap her cell phone in half during an argument? Hey No problem, legacy just fine. Sign with another team after your current one fires you? BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR LEGACY??????????????????????????????

As a life long Eagles fan, please dont worry. I am loving this season, enjoying this team, and buying into the red headed deity from the Dakotas. We both know how this ends. So just let us smile before the implosion.

Fine, dont come asking us for help when your Horse leadership flakes, as is tradition.