"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Roman Reigns, who is now slotted for the main event of Wrestlemania has had how many great singles matches? How many PPV singles matches? I think the answers there are zero and one, but I might be slightly off.

Thank you. You, too. Also, I hope you noted my caveat that he could very well have been evil. He certainly was commercial, and that does not make him the most sympathetic figure in this discussion.

I certainly didn't suggest he was drafted. He was a willing participant in the war.

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

Not going to disabuse you of the notion that there is any chance that this story is real. But I will suggest that maybe applying critical thinking to stories you read on the internet that seem unlikely might make you look less gullible when commenting.

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Also buried on WWE RAW? Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, and Dean Ambrose.

Chris Christie seems like the kind of guy who would try to work a plug for Enzyte into a eulogy.

Well, aside from this call (which dropped their win chances by 15 percent) and the no-flag on Bryant, there were several other blown calls against the Lions including a blatant hold on Ansah on the game-winning TD, I'd say the officiating had a pretty significant impact on the game. It was disgusting.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

C'mon... Two wrongs don't make a right and it was tagging family that got Tate in trouble in the first place...

I'm pretty sure that's what you're using Kinja for right now; pushing your agenda on us when we just want to read comments.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"