Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

lol

I get that the Eagles are 1, I would argue that the Sixers generate way more buzz than the Phillies. Finally, I assume you are a wishful Flyers fan. 

ECW was fucking awesome

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Didn’t Drew just talk about eating Subway on the Deadcast?  Wawa might not be the nirvana some think it is, but it is miles better than fucking Subway.

Dang, I feel a bit let down. This entry felt downright tame. Of course, I don’t think anything could top last year’s Fucktomb. I’d say this was the best dig that I don’t remember seeing in previous entries in some variation:

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

“We have always been at war with Eastasia.”

This disguised tampering is getting ridiculous. If you want to go to the Chiefs just say it.

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

Couldn’t even pet the dog goodbye. Fuck you, Jon Snow.

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

Game of Thrones: Wrath of the Lich King

Either you're joking, or this is the dumbest fucking defense of a deliberately injurious play