I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Wait until the video comes out.

I fucking love Katie Nolan.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Speaking of suicide, Doug, I have a hefty length of rope, a sturdy oak tree, and a skittish horse right here in my backpack if you, you know, need it for anything.

If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

New Eagles QB Mark Sanchez wears a specialized bracelet, as well, only his beeps when he ventures within 500 yards of a high school.

Yup.

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I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

if you folks think this is socialism, i highly recommend revisiting your high school civics curriculum.

The Mesozoic Era?

Why are you telling ME this? Do you think I have any power to dictate where money goes to in Brazil?
The same could be said for the U.S.: does footbal and war feed the hungry and help the sick here in the U.S? What part of Protestantism is that? I don't remember that part of the Bible where it said "let people not get…

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

I'm a bit confused...at first you say:

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

He turned down that request from the local priest, he can turn it down from you.