Update (2:35 p.m.): A reader tipped us off that Gonos was sentenced to two years of probation last April for being involved in a tax evasion case with his father and two brothers.

They do one every week Barry.

Mainly, I enjoy ridiculing stupidity a bunch. I cant help it if the Venn diagram overlaps so often.

Hey Tim. Maybe you should realize there wouldn't be a Deadspin, or a forum for you to spew the BS off your brain, were it not for the stern show. So say thank you and get off your high horse.

Pissed you didn't get one for free, eh Al?

I will destroy you for this blasphemy. Never return to Philadelphia, WE ARE WATCHING! Have you witnessed the power of Fansince09? My fury will not be quelled.

Does it make you angry that Eli doesn't get the credit he rightfully deserves for being the first openly gay player in the NFL? Seriously... so gay. Also seriously, stay healthy and have a great year

Then why wasn't he cut as soon as he told the story. If the video was the same as his story, why did they wait until the video was public before releasing him. Disgusting.

Eagles beat reporter Jeff McLane reporter for The Philadelphia Inquirer

So...uh... why wasn't he shot at 11 times? Isn't that protocol?

The best thing to come from my failed engagement to my ex, who also happened to be Canadian, was visiting her family in Bobcaygeon and stopping at Timmys to get a Maple dipped donut. Top notch. Burger King is a horror however, so the canucks got the short end here..

Oh you mean the O-Line with two all pro's on it? Yeah the Eagles line is shitty. You are very bright.

Hes actually doing a perfect Bradley Fletcher Flop, as can be seen at least 5 times a game when hes been beaten off the line. God I hate our secondary.

Where the eff is Yuengling, you Bostonian swill sipping hack???? You cant hate on it and then not give it the reverence it deserves! You probably drink PBR in a can with pinky extended, you commie pinko swine.

Spaceballs at 10???? Outrage! There goes the planet

and when I went from a 22.8 to a 56k modem? The world was my oyster on Globechat

19 year old me LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED theglobe.com

huh.. Maria Cary... i dont know if even ol' jetes got to home base with her. mariah carey tho.. he totes scored with

Id love to see him fight GGG. I dont think Cotto has any desire to get in a ring with him however.

And id argue sarcastic trolls that use website comment sections as a forum for stand up/sit down comedy should better know what is funny. But I digress