I hate to be that guy, but there will be nothing, and I mean nooothing, that will ever be like an Ibis other than another Ibis. A Mojo with a Koski Dura-Trac fork handled like a magical scalpel that made my riding exponentially better through the confidence it inspired. Salsa, Ritchey, Ryghin, Bianchi, Serotta-they…

This just makes me think of nudie suits. Not what I would typically associate with a Rolls interior

Brake rotors are on the driveshafts, just before it goes into the differential. You’ll see the glowing and sparking during shows

Littlefoot.

Bigfoot and “Monster Jam” don’t get along because if you race in Monster Jam, you have to sign a lot of rights to your brand over to the the promoter. So Bigfoot has been relegated to the minor leagues (state fairs and small exhibitions) for years. But things just recently took an interesting turn.....

Monster Jam and…

Bigfoot was the epitome of rad when I was a young and impressionable child.

“Bigfoot runs on meth”

Biggerfoot.

Ok but how many didgeridoos can it hold?

I not paying that much for a car that smells like kangaroo meat.

Don’t cause a Ruckus!

It sounds ludicrous, but it is Acurate that the structural Integraty of this part could be affected by something as simple as soap. I doubt the engineers had the Clarity or Insight to see this happening before production. 

The internet has made me hate puns

I’m someone who takes RSXs like this in order to maintain the Clarity of my paint, though I am AMAZEd by this article. 

They are going after these puns with a ton of Vigor!

So I’m supposed to wash my truck using soap without that particular Element now?

I was going to make a witty Honda-related pun, but you guys all Beat me to the punch.

Sounds Acura-te.

Amazing that a bath could be the Prelude to an inferno

I can see it now, trucks lined up along the ridge, just waiting to self immolate.