That said, I really hope I never ever buy one. Because if I do, something has really, really changed in my life, and that scares me. It's not the change I fear— it's that change.

It's late and I'm on a cold, wet hillside pressed up against a chain-link fence with a whole bunch of other tired, cranky photographers and journalists.

CP. There are cheaper ways to get a date in West Hollywood.

No. I wouldn't have the thing now if you gave it to me.

Reverse: Time for a quick lesson in mental health treatment in the US. Today's topic: Greyhound Therapy.

True, that was the theory, and it largely worked in simpler times.

Wonderful, Benjamin, now why don't you put on a pair of Speedos and run up and down Carbon Beach pretending to be a life guard? Maybe David Geffen will pretend to be a drowning victim and you'll end up with a contract. You could try this in front of his mansion on Angelo Drive, but he won't see you b/c of the hedge…

I greatly enjoyed this. I'm glad this old Buick has a family that loves and enjoys it. My father always said, "you can tell the people in a town who can afford a Cadillac, they drive a Buick". Cadillacs back in the day represented flash where the the Buick spoke of solid, grounded achievement.

I'm too lazy to Google right now, but I know Leno has a Buick ('55 or '56) and I think it was the car he moved to California in. The car has not only been restored, but updated and improved mechanically.

I'm wondering if it is a woman, I'm sure it's not a "lady".

The real decider is whether donuts can be done in the police cars.

Thanks, my thought process has really gelled recently, not sure if it's the new meds or the switch to decaf. The recent sun spots gave me fits, but I found that doubling the tinfoil on my hat helped.

The Mercury wagon is a 1958.

Amazing how we view and judge people based on interests and demographics. Jay Leno is a rich white hoarder, nothing less. If an elderly woman in Riverside had an 1/8th as many cats as Leno has cars, she'd be on Social Services' radar.

4th. There are literally millions of people in the US who are living places they really don't like because of work. If the GM workers aren't happy they should quit and relocate to places they like. Oh, that's not an option because, "nobody is going to pay me what I'm making at GM and I ain't working for less!" is…

4th Gear: I think Wixom opened in 1958, which makes it two years younger than me. Ford could have saved themselves a lot of time and trouble by just contacting me. I could have told them that once you hit 50 no one is interested in you.

When people don't have jobs, they don't buy things. When people have jobs, they buy things. When they're secure in their jobs, they buy big things. A car is a big thing, so an increase in car sales should correlate with an increase in long term employment, job security, and more people getting jobs.

I've changed planes in Texas a few times and have always appreciated it because if it weren't for Texas I'd be changing planes in Mexico.

Another great story, Benjamin.

I know this is just a rendering, but I like everything except the large "B" pillar.