I felt Joy once, but her damned boyfriend came home early.

Thanks, I try out all my new material here; I'll leave that in the act.

Benjamin, California should be thankful the bush wasn't on Tom Chapman's property... ;)

When I was 12, I was saving my money to try and get a baby sitter.

Ray, that Stephanie Haberman over at Mashable looks pretty damned hot. She's New York based...

Landscaping idea for rednecks with smaller properties.

I have chills up and down my whole body

Long-held rumors that eccentric billionaire and pioneering aviator Howard Hughes had faked his death were confirmed today...

Paul, we had soup and jello for lunch at the nursing home I reside at, what did you have? j/k

I actaully had grandparents. One day I asked my grandfather if we could build a bird house. He stared at me and then, even though he'd never done it, we went to the garage and built a bird house. He enjoyed it so much that he made them for years. Grandparents sure were better than Legos

You have to understand, plumbing is still relatively new to Alaskans.

if you talked to a certain generation of Oldsmobile owners, their previous car was generally an Oldsmobile

OK, this doesn't answer the question, but I think I found the inspiration for "The most interesting man in the world" while searching.

Not without going at least 100 miles away. This is a smaller area and the pickings are slim.

When you get to Florida cruise for old women in vintage Mercedes Benzes. The husband's life insurance check is in the bank, they have experience in bed and, if you play your cards right, they might flip for your grad school tuition.

I'm a "my glass is always half-full" kind of guy and I finally realized the silver lining. I live in a more rural, dare I say redneck, area and FINALLY I'll have a car I can put my "Once you go Jew, No Christian will do" license plate frame on. I won't care if it gets keyed!

4th Gear. At least in this area, Oldsmobile allowed their dealers to dual with Honda and, if you talked to a certain generation of Oldsmobile owners, their previous car was generally an Oldsmobile. Most Oldsmobile dealers never went away; they're alive and well selling Hondas. Isn't sadly ironic that Honda has all…

She has a full back tattoo of a dragon and it fits perfectly.

This blog says he would take photos for the police and insurance companies and then take pictures for himself. Some people see art in the strangest places.

Too bad there can't be a middle ground.