I am kinda surprised this isn't common in Vegas, already.

Sam Smith confided in me that Wes' ass is actually flat as a pancake and that Wes goes through more boxes of Kleenex than a Catholic funeral home padding it.

God, Ray, who wound you up this morning?

I question any man who would buy a silver Bentley convertible with a red top.

Actually, you're how I got to Jalopnik - you reminded me of my older brother before a string of borderline women turned him into a guy buying houses for, at last count, three borderline women. You should listen to Ray (you'd be the first) and me and settle down.

Elvis didn't live as long and died on the toilet rather than in the driver's seat, I'd say say this guy ended more like a "king". RIP.

My guess, based on that picture, is that Fernando Alonso is picking Cristiano Ronaldo up at the airport.

I think Nibbles likes it as well.

But how does Subaru plan on increasing the number of lesbians in the Northeast, rally drivers who aren't paid by Ford and kids who like blue cars with big wings and hood scoops?

That roof reminds me of what Mercury used in 1958 (possibly through 1960), I didn't like it then and I don't like it now.

Hell, it's not like she was related to the guy. Actually, she was out of Kentucky so that wouldn't have mattered either... :)

She was out of Kentucky, they don't really worry about trivial matters such as age in the South.

You're welcome. We need to all work together to answer these lingering questions.

MM: (in recliner with ice pack on head) Dear, I'm telling you, it's a '27 Bugatti Royale. It's there and then it's gone...then it's there. Then it's at Wendy's and then it's gone.

We've had a pretty wet year on this side of the mountain. It actually rained the 4th. Also, I don't think we've hit 100 yet and that is really strange....and appreciated.

BTW, Peter, this clears up and questions about Steve McQueen; I'm still working on Bernie Ecclestone.

I'm still on a punk high from the fireworks. :)

I agree. This car is screaming for complementary pastels...or the full leather treatment [jalopnik.com] .

They actually made a movie (and a remake), it was titled Gone in 60 Seconds.

Speaking of flying, I was out on my patio watching the ground wasps. One buzzed over and mounted one on the ground and they both took off flying - looked like the shuttle when it was transported on the back of a 747. Wouldn't it be neat to be able to do that...have sex and fly, not transport the shuttle on a 747. …