Very few people fucked with my father in a Chrysler. Those who did met "the difference". "The difference" started as a baseball bat, changed to a more compact metal pipe and ended as a revolver...the world was getting to be a less pretty place all the time. The stupid revolver was kept under the front seat and I…

Not to scare you, but I heard there's a four hour all Jersey Shore on DWTS special planned for September followed by a 48 hour Glee marathon. This should make the Rapture, now scheduled for October, seem pleasurable.

I don't often get the COTD correct, but this one had win all over it. Excellent, funny comment.

$700,000 would have been worth it to take a hammer to the thing given the mood I was in earlier trying to post it. On an unrelated topic, the site you linked mentioned Elizabeth Taylor. I was surprised at her relatively unpretentious house - if you can call 7,000 sq ft in Bel Air unpretentious. It seems very nice…

At least there's a better chance of this happening than Oldsmobile bringing out a new Vista Cruiser. Where there is life, there is hope.

They're saying on the BMW forum that the Kennedy Library crushed the real one.

The other SUV is blocking the view, but in all fairness, he was pulling a Leaf.

The hardest part for them will be installing the headlights. It will take one to hold the bulb and God knows how many to turn the car...

You know you're an adult when your mother tells you a dirty joke. That is the first one my mom ever told me. I remember just staring at her. The old gal is full of them, I need to see about getting her in with a better crowd.

OK, so this prostitute has a parrot and every time she brings a John home the parrot goes "somebody's going to get it tonight, somebody's going to get it tonight"! Frustrated, the hooker goes to a pet store and asks for help. The owner says the problem is that the parrot is lonely and suggests a female companion. …

This is my last ditch attempt to bring an eager audience Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I am now so sick of this damned car I would buy it at auction just to attack it with a sledge hammer.

This space for rent. Contact Colin Chapman at MERCY 4-743.

No list could be complete without Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It's a little know fact that this is the car that inspired our own Sam Smith to pursue a career in automobile journalism. Granted, it was the X-Rated version produced in Chatsworth, CA but the theme was similar.

Because AMC.

Unless they changed the Constitution, Prince Andrew needs to burn a patch pretty soon or they lose the country.

Just a reminder, doing this is New Jersey with a seatbelt is illegal.

I had to heart click you again. 5.0 leaves no nook untouched.

Here's one feature from the current Impala that I hope Chevy keeps. But, since it's a good idea, I'm sure GM will make sure they don't carry it over to the new version. Damn Nibbles!

I'm thinking Ray might need an insult transfusion from Don Rickles.

Everything OK, Ray, you just don't seem to be as snarky the past couple days.