He was throwing all kinds of shit against the wall, maybe he was cleaning out his files.

Probably, but a Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Farquhar of Wellborn, FL are the only retail purchasers of a Chrysler car so far this year so I don't think it really matters.

I traced our roots back as far as Kansas City. I stopped because I figured if my elders felt Kansas City was a step up I really didn't want to know what Hell hole they moved from.

Interesting that the article mentions lighting issues. We have a lot of lifted trucks around here and they all use their fog lights 365 days of the year. The fog lights are just the right height to blind the driver of a regular vehicle. Their excuse is that their headlights are so high that they can't see the road…

The Southern California Cadillac dealers (particularly Hillcrest Motors in Beverly Hills) were the first to see "the future" and tried to do something by adding handling packages with better tires, shocks, etc on some cars. I've never driven one so equipped so I don't know how much it helped. Did you ever experience…

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I would prefer someone from Glee over Donald Trump.

Unlike women from Scranton, PA, this lady knows how to pack for a trip. Beauty and class.

We confirmed on Jalopnik yesterday that the Iraqi Minister of Information (Baghdad Bob) is still alive and living in the UAE. Some car company needs to pick this gem of a PR guy up. Hell, Denton might even put him on the payroll to talk about how well Gawker's revamp is doing.

The little brown blob front and center looks the baby alien in the movie, um, Alien. This could be a developing story.

I was really on the fence with this one. The first generation Seville was almost unbelievable in its day and was probably the last Cadillac that made people drool. With all the buzz around the Seville at the dealership dad smelled a possible deal and made a beeline for '78 Fleetwood Brougham. He differed in that he…

Hollywood has come to the defense of Karin Mackaliunas. It seems Karin has had a successful career as a high-fashion accessory consultant for many years. Jennifer Aniston took time from her Florida holiday to heap praise on Karin stating that without Karin's help "there is no way I could dress like this and still…

ROTFLMAO!

"Shut up, Wes." That's how Bob Lutz does it.

Funny, I thought this was another story on that woman from Scranton.

New here? :)

You didn't look her up on Facebook yet?

Somehow 54 bags of heroin in a vagina doesn't seem so silly now.

None! Slightest touch is all it takes, safer Plymouth power brakes!

Sam Smith gets upset if Plymouth is mentioned on Jalopnik without paying respect to Lawrence Welk. It always seemed strange, but anything to make Sam happy.

Years ago my older sister went to modelling school and they trained them to walk with a dime pinched in their butt cracks. Years later it's $51.22 in the vagina. Teaching techniques change and inflation takes its toll.