I bet we could convince Dan Akerson...

Ok, so this gets the Werty for best Super Bowl car commercial. BTW, Ray, the Werty awards presentation ceremony is only two months away and, from what I've heard, you haven't even started to look for a caterer

Great story!

Great COTD. For the record, "Spock" did visit the present and it was rather sad.

Wow! Two blowers in one picture!

And I can't edit!

Great COTD. I hate that you now feel like you need to wipe your feet before coming entering Jalopnik. It's like my favorite garage has been taken over by gay men and turned into an "auto boutique".

Your COTD prize is Moe Howard (circa 1973) with his black, 1968 Cadillac Sedan deVille in the background.

I just got back from a visit to the Professional Car Society forum and it left me with a Jalopnik question. Fox had sent the forum a video of a show where they interviewed Tammy Allen via phone regarding the JFK ambulance. They mentioned on the show that Mike Spinelli had been invited but, he drives a Toyota MR2 and…

Back when Mike Levine was first getting started with his site, I asked him a question. About two hours later I got an nice email reply. Funny how simple things can leave a lasting impression; I've liked Mike since then.

My Father pioneered this look on Chryslers; he did it by driving the Hell out of them and never washing or waxing his cars.

@alan505: I'd almost be willing to learn for a Citreon.

Sadly, we all have an insane weakness and mine is Citreons. I'm thinking of seeking help.

The opposite side of the coin is that if you can see out better, people can see in better; what a crappy, cheap looking interior. I'd want to get away from the stoplight fast out of shame.

@Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH: Me? I'm a class act. /ahem/

@doug-g: Nibbles!!!!

Fake titles are available, too.

@Porkbun: At least something is transparent in this situation.

@Tadashii: I think you meant "gonna".

@SirNik84: I think you're right.