I really don't like the looks of the car but, I wouldn't look at it. This would be THE car to drive slowly to 7-11 at 2am, on a munchie run. Anyone up who saw (and heard) this go by would have nightmares for a week.

@mark199: Ironic if Craig Jackson is the president of the HOA and has to sign the letter telling Mrs. Brown to remove the ambulance from her driveway.

Really, isn't calling people who disagree with you "basement dwellers" a classic internet insult? I wonder what Davis' handle is in Yahoo chat?

@Turboner: This was my first time, too. I have to agree with your views.

@PatFromGundo: ROFLMAO!

I waited all day so I could read this without being interrupted. Great to enjoy Sam's writing again.

@Justin Hyde: I just got a chance to check this post again; thanks for adding the gallery shots - though you've seemed to have opened the "photoshop" can of worms. My best guess would be that the real car was crushed but, felt a devil's advocate was needed with some of the missing pieces.

@Alfisted: GM killed Mr. Goodwrench; you see a connection?

@KTown: Have you seen the route it took laid out on a map; it's like art.

Joe Kennedy: Jackie, between Jack's philandering, Addison's issues and bad back I'm afraid the family legacy could be at risk; I've worked too hard to see him fuck it up now. He has to be shot.

@dmoon: It is interesting that the museum has kept totally mum on this; the whole world was aware. In there defense there was another family funeral to deal with.

@Jagvar: You have a '64 here.

@Ravey Mayvey Slurpee's current urge: V12 Volvo: Or show us a picture of the "library ambulance" with the ID lettering intact. I'm sure what happened is that the powers that be feared someone would get wind of the ambulance being crushed and try to get parts. To prevent this they obliterated the "proof". What they…

@m2m: Thanks for saving us the trouble of bringing out the hook. :)

@m2m: The problem here is that you could theoretically have sex in the car. The advantage Ferrari owners had before is that the woman had to go home with them to find out that they had small dicks and were a dead lay.

@montclare: My point below. The seller is presenting his car as unrestored and near perfect condition. The Kennedy library is showing pictures of a rat rod with the ID's sanded off. Finding out where the car "served its duty" could go along way to solving this puzzle.

Shooting foot is more like it.

I'd be happy to learn chain of possession in this case. What became of the ambulance from the time it was used to transport Kennedy's body to the time it was donated to the museum?

She looks more like her name should be Mary Hanna Barbera.

My grandfather forgot he owned a New Yorker. He was in a home not long after.