@DoctorNickRiviera: *heart click!*

So end the suspense already. Who gets the Jalopnik Automotive Achievement Award (Werty) this year?

...give us his take on what works and what car looks like it has food in its teeth.

@Irishman — AARGH!: LOL! I like your thinking... and maybe a car alarm that goes off every night at bedtime...

@Irishman — AARGH!: Maybe one of these and swear it was a sinkhole.

I wonder how long this would sit in my yard before I got a letter from the HOA?

@LoganSix: In the final analysis, perhaps the Lark Wagonaire would be the best choice. You could even have sex standing up and there's a vanity for Raquel to freshen up with afterwards.

@MelaMarcia: It sounds good and that's what matters.

@Irishman — AARGH!: Jack says it best...

@$kaycog: Do you remember (I doubt you're old enough) how outraged many of the hoity residents of Aspen were that the name of their town should be on a car...and a Dodge at that!

@pyroholtz: Truly a beauty. RIP, dear Pontiac.

I don't know why something so obscure would be the first thing to pop into my head but, the Ford del Rio is my choice. del Rio was the name Ford used on its two-door wagons in the 50's and somehow the name of that Texas town just works here: classy yet rugged.

@Dirt Pirate: OK, but don't come crying to me when you knock yourself out hitting the roof in the heat of passion. :)

Here's your morning wood and a good car for picking up Raquel. AMC cars were famous for turning into beds on wheels so you could save the cost of a hotel and do it in a parking lot. Raquel was probably into trying it different ways/places at that time.

I wonder if you scooped Matt with this one, too. The Free Press taught you well, Grasshopper.

@avengingtn: RONCO is real and so is Ron Popeil. I talked to Ashley Tisdale once and found out that she is Ron's cousin.

@jpech: LOL! Touche! /heart click/

@jpech: Please explain.