Most of the DJs on the local Classic Rock station have been on air for as long as I can remember. Like 30+ years in some cases. It must be a special kind of hell to do something you love for so long it turns to torture.

*then immediately defects to be appointed to Trump's cabinet/inner circle of jerkers*

Haven't smoked it since high school (pun moderately intended)., when I was a weekly user. Those paranoid-inducing highs are REAL. I'd had a couple but shook them off. But the last one was a full on "padded-handcuff-me-to-the-stretcher-ambulance-ride-to-the-hospital-having-visions" doozy. Sooo, no thanks Dan, I'll…

Are we sure its going to be a debacle though?* I saw the trailer in the theater last month and it was terrible, but it made me nostalgic for the crap I used to watch as a kid. There's a compelling simplicity to the concept, and I assume that every boy aged 2-8 will want to watch the shit out of this.

"A fart telling an endless joke about itself"

Yep. It's a weird feeling to have to answer questions of the "When was that?" variety with "Uuuhhhh… more then 2 years ago but less then 20".

Ummm… I dont believe that's how it works. Perhaps you meant to say "heroin spoon"?

Nope, that's not my style :) And bad kissers have always perplexed me. Like, how does a person not know how to do this? Its a really mystifying thing to be bad at.

Its also a lot of candy to EAT! My stomach was way stronger back then.

I'm the same age. No $2 theaters in my neck of the woods. On the weekend I would go to the multiplex for the noon matinee and sneak into two more for a triple feature. Fun, but my butt was sure numb after.

I'd SWEAR I was the other half of this, but my math says 20 years ago. Although I don't recall being a shockingly bad kisser. I also provided no comfort, but rather uncomfortably excused myself to the living room and slept on the couch :(

Its funny, with celebs similar to Fieri a lot of times what reinforces my hate/snark is the feedback loop between them and their fans- Insufferable douchebro host attracts insufferable douchbro audience. Not so with Guy. Most defenders of the show are spot on. He still manages to hit a nerve with me and I cant watch…

Uhg, I feel you. They are almost worse than listicles and "secrets people don't want you to know". On one hand- they are mostly composed by people who can string coherent and entertaining paragraphs together. On the other- I don't immediately recognize them as time wasting trash, and want to chuck my phone at the…

Bummer. I clicked this article thinking that "Unrecognized Genius" wasn't just contrarian clickbait- We don't recognize him because Guy is in fact Violent J without his makeup. This would make him a talentless hack in two separate mediums, truly a genius accomplishment.

In my 40s as well. Its not exactly Murder She wrote, but it the show definitely makes me feel my age with how relentlessly it aims its crosshairs at the *ahem* older viewer. And while I'm at it, I guess I enjoy Katee Sackhoff's perfonmance well enough. However, I am mystified at the number of ferocious nerd-boners…

Ugh, that song is truly, objectively terrible…..But I'm honestly not sure which I'd rather hear less- it or the original SHA for like the 15,376th time. Both have nearly caused me to wreck the Baggimobile diving for the radio dial.

Good to see "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" on there. Such a rare emotional tone for sci-fi, but it was amazing. Jim Carrey really dials back the crazypants in this one, and unearths the melancholy that is under the surface of almost all comic actors. It was weird to watch something so sad and have it make…

And bonus points for the random scenes of Sam Jackson's half-assed blues singing- Those all killed me!

It seems like there are some parallels between being famous and being a cop. The job description attracts a lot of shitty people. And even if they aren't, it's an occupational hazard that they become shitty over time.

I see what you did there! The joke, anyway. I didn't…uhh… actually watch you…uuhhh…nevermind.