You are such a hack. How do you even have a job Redford?

Sadly Hillary was down by 50 in the 3rd quarter and Gawker reported her dominance.

You are so persecuted!

Shocking story about college boys discussing how hot and bangable girls are! How sscandalous!

Automobile? Automobile? Big lake!!

His father’s name is Cam Shaft.

I heard she pronounces it “Ch-ad.”

It’s Gawker. Dickheads like OurGIII will want to make it racial

What a whiny bitch of an article. Grow some balls Deadspin. It is bad enough thwre are more hack writers but this site is getting more vaginal every day.

Cue Michigan whiners!!!

Ok so...His assault is excusable?

Even stuffed peppers?

That entitles him to punch someone right?! Because athletes can’t be expected to control their emotions like every other human.

Even mild Peppers that had been stuffed?

What’s the matter Peppers? Seemed to be having a great time taunting the crowd throughout the game?

Giant UM fan. No we lost in on our own. Sad to say fans and coaches are being huge crybabies. Good game and you guys deserved it.

Sorry that (allegedly actually happened). I know of three nuns who were wearing Buckeye gear to a game in Ann Arbor when they were brutally assaulted. Michigan fans are thus all terrible.

We imagine your crying while you typed this. Thank you!

UM fans are bitches and are impervious to reason. But I agree with you.

You’re not paying attention if you think OSU is not getting in. Enjoy your shower with Penn state today!