I don’t know, my dad did that to me once too. We were playing Trivial Pursuit, but still, lesson learned.

Gossage, after all, hurt his team by missing months with a torn thumb ligament after exchanging punches with Yankees teammate Cliff Johnson in the shower.

This is the one time my vegetarianism is okay with stuffing a Goose till its liver explodes.

I wish I could find it again, but long ago in an issue of SI there was an article on Gossage that described him throwing batting practice to his son and getting so fed up that the kid had his foot in the bucket while batting that he hit the kid with a pitch. The kid got up and screamed “Dad, you’re an asshole!”

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.