What he’s calling “sham endorsements” are actually called “market value endorsements.”

Then he is still a fuck stick

Rocket Maaaan, overchargin’ booze when they’re at home

He also plays for Seattle

And lots of treats when he was a good boy

Dear God, not only Schiano, but Butch Jones as a back-up plan.  They are taking their role as shitheel doormats really seriously.

No, it does. Right by the emergency entrance hatch. You know, by the regular entrance flap. (It’s the regular entrance flap.)

No, it does. Right by the emergency entrance hatch. You know, by the regular entrance flap. (It’s the regular entrance flap.)

I like this for some reason.

Quizno’s toasted turkey with tomatoes 

I think what he’s trying to convey to you is that he doesn’t trust the source, which makes the document’s contents irrelevant, no matter what it says. It would be like trusting a cancer study released by Philip Morris. It doesn’t matter if it shows that tobacco super duper for sure doesn’t cause cancer, because the…

For anyone still holding out on reading the Mueller Report, it is available for free in a beautifully narrated audiobook on Audible.

If that’s the platform you’re after, I nominate Tomsula/Eagles Fan 2020

So you came here to complain about shit? What is it like to live life without any self awareness?

JD the man!

“Haha mitch !! I jack my dick on your back !! 😂🤣🥶🙍‍♀️🎅🍜”

Remarkably accurate.

Nah, he’ll just use his escape tunnel that runs to Fayetteville that he uses in case really bad decision-making is needed.

Have your phone ready to record. You are going to see some postable levels of mental gymnastics.