Are you Trevor Bauer? It’s not often that we see someone so intellectually confident with so little justification.

Sweet job of owning the libs there, Chief.  Your objections are noted and declined.

This is not the audience you’re looking for.

So it’s a sex machine?

As an aside, why is the player living in his car?

Now cue the Alabama legislature passing a law criminalizing the same activity...to own the libs, of course.

Ok ok, he’s a sexual predator then.

Are we positive that’s not Bill O’Brien?

- ...Aaaand. OH! He tosses Bruce! He just tossed Bruce out of the comments! Let’s look at that again, because I didn’t see what could have caused such a quick trigger byHungry...

Sweet potato yams, that was a great run!

See entry for Haynesworth, Albert

Aaaand now he’s a Patriot.  Goddamn it

Valid point

Based on no information at all, I think he ends up in Miami.

DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED...et cetera, et cetera

I heard this and thought it was awfully weak.

Gumbo-brained native Saints fan here (I had a bowl last night). Just writing to confirm that if you give our fans something to be a victim about, they will embrace it and never let go. They will accept it and love it as if it were family. It will never again not be a gripe, joining a list of perceived and actual…

You nailed that one

I think when you say losing football was the biggest and most important loss out of all those things, you lose a lot of sympathy.

Sick burn there, chief. My takeaway was that this realization occurred as they learned what he was teaching them. But that’s just what he wrote in the fucking post, so who am I to draw conclusions?