Don’t get emotional about it. I don’t recall him asking anyone to feel sorry for him. His value doesn’t have anything to do with how much he makes compared to you, it has to do with the fair market pay in his industry for his specific job, based on the value he produces for his employer. I’m assuming that’s how you…

Very interesting. Sounds like one of your flip-flaps may be malfunctioning (sorry to get overly technical). I guess it is fortunate that we learn how to do the fold-up and secure maneuver in our early teens. I feel for you having that in slacks though. I had a little of that from TRT in the beginning, and it was…

Congratulations! Does it de-chub when you stand up, or does it stick around?

No chance.  They still maintain Hoover-like paranoia and territoriality over investigations and findings.  There is absolutely no “same team” mentality.

Snatch

I had a couple of incidents a couple of years ago of taking vitamins on an empty stomach, and then proceeding to yak all over myself on my drive to work (tollway, no exits, no shoulder). Just in case anyone was ever wondering, attempting to neatly deposit it into an empty water bottle only adds propulsion to the mix,…

So my wife and her mom get into some kid’s bar mitzvah (kid still bawling in the back). Her mom lets my wife clean up her spilled styrofoam cup of Evan Williams, before making another puke mess while she’s giving an impromptu speech at said bar mitzvah, sitting there in piss pants and puke shirt

And fuck Bruce Springsteen 

As a recovering tab addict, the combination of OneTab and Pocket (both free extensions) has let me turn my life back around. Now I can hoard away all the tabs I could ever hope to never get around to reading without having to slow down my browser. You should try them if you haven’t already!

So many Browns wins last night.

Cowboys at Seahawks: It’s genuinely sad to watch the Seahawks right now. I know Pete Carroll deserves it. ... I hate it. I can’t watch them.

It is the rural Texas symbol of outward virility masking deep insecurity and incompetence.

This was brilliant.

Davis looked every bit the part of a slow tee-baller running his slow ass little heart out.  I assumed he was making the “fast truck” noises while he ran.

I’ll tell you what always worked best for me...pipe cleaners.

I’d propose swapping “frigid” and “ice cold,” and adding a “frosty” between the two.

I confess that sometimes I swipe my wife’s tweezers and yank out an ingrown hair or something. That way they become guy-tainted. Once she sees them on my side, she instinctively goes to buy another (one? pair? set?) and I inherit new awesome tweezers.  They are usually useless within a month.

“...suddenly there’s a quicksilver little returner...”

The guy trolling him is cracking me up.  He’s trying to ignore it, but there’s no way he has that kind of willpower.

Nevermind...