I can’t decide where my 12 year old self getting drilled by a speeding VW Beetle falls on the embarrassment spectrum. Definitely not the car you want to hit you for storytelling purposes, but is it better or worse than a stationary car?

Holding a piece of wood in the air to drill a hole in it. Drill bit slipped because that is the dumbest way to attempt to drill something, leaving a new two-inch pocket hole in wrist. Ta-da!!

In a hypercompetitive situation, if you are making a snide remark to another adult male who is momentarily cursing at himself, and possibly beating or throwing an inanimate object in frustration (not me I swear), then you should expect that irrational frustration to be redirected your way for inserting yourself in the…

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That is impossible to proñouñce.

Got it.  So Carruth-level culpability, not OJ-level.

I thought that kid was, in fact, literally killed.

If you’re talking about me, I stopped sneaking into the Chancellor’s bathroom after law school.  I’m much more open to shitting in mixed company these days.

Fuck Bruce Springsteen. He’ll always be Super Bowl Crotch Slide Guy to me.

You’re fucking someone over who said, “hey, I’ll sell you the right to fuck me over.”

Yeah right.  What songs has Roethlisberger ever rapped? 

I’m sure the current EPA is all over his stuff, being Venezuelan stuff and all.

I can’t believe that he’s only 32. Is that right? If so, I hope his arm isn’t totally shot, and maybe he just needs some time to rework mechanics or something.

She did for all of us my friend.  She did for all of us.

Understandable. I, on the other hand had no excuse, as Joe Dumars is a family friend, and we lived 2 hours from Houston during the Rockets championship seasons. I can say I did pull for Marino and the Marks in most cases back in those days, except against the Saints.

A Canadian Dolphins fan. Now I don’t feel quite so bad about my Louisiana-Knicks thing.  At least we both made poor decisions.

They didn’t talk about that number in JCPenney catalogs and 1990’s Kathy Ireland SwImsuit Editions (their apparent spank bank), so to them it’s just some weird code number used to destroy family values.

Previously known as the Harvey Haddix

Interesting. I’m a proponent of “do your own research,” so I did, and that’s what I’m coming up with too, along with the typical laundry list of angry accusations against any non-sexual predator QB (e.g. he’s gay, he’s lazy). As often as it happens, it still always bothers me when I see a kid like that with raw…

What really happened with Freeman outside of the Schiano thing? From the little I saw of him making the Saints look stupid that year, I thought surely he would turn up somewhere else and reestablish himself.  I was really surprised that he was just done after those few rough games under Schiano, especially since…