douchebagmahoney
Douchebag Mahoney
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The guy who was on trial when I got booted from the jury pool disagrees...he got 90 years for drugs that were found at his girlfriend’s apartment (she received no time as an “informant”). I’m not saying he was innocent, I’m just saying that he was held without so much as a bond hearing for 2 years, had his petition

I haven’t seen snark this unwarranted since the last time you douched a douche in the douche. Have a drink.

Rick...I just want to be friends.

He can have an opinion, and by making it in a public forum, in an intentionally public display, he is inviting public agreement/disagreement with his opinion, which may involve discussions of his credibility, and the credibility of his opinions (roughly zero).

FYI,I want to rub Bangladesh on my face.

I arrived and left through CDG, and it was pretty easy for those purposes. It’s great that it is right on the Metro. However, I’ll give you that it is one of the most unnecessarily crowded places I’ve ever been. I feel like it would be much smoother if they’d stop leaving random red plastic-wrapped baggage in the

Here's the thing: The police rarely drive significantly faster than the speed limit unless they're en route to busting up a terrorist plot...

He'd have some serious records if he had played in NBA his whole career. I remember when his old ass finally came over here, and I was amazed that he seemed to have the skill set to play any position.

I'm sort of indifferent about Rodgers from a fan perspective, but I agree with his choice not to do an interview. He was essentially on a "date," (or a BFF hangout night) and his presence had nothing to do with Wisconsin gangling its way into the Final Four. Would this doofus reporter have expected an interview if

Mozgov must have just been giving props to the 1970's NBA trading cards. Apparently this was a thing for a while?

The truly disgusting thing is that upon closer inspection, Oklahoma is snapping up Deion Sanders jerseys (#21 Dallas Cowboys) and not those of the far more accomplished, exponentially more likable Barry Sanders, an Oklahoma State alum. I really hope that is an error, but my knowledge of Oklahoma people tells me it is

The hate is strong in response to this one. I thought it was pretty cool, having seen my first MLB game there as a kid.

Questions from a non-wrestler...

Jesus christ that Penis Brothers gang clip from Rust was some funny shit.

You called that one. ND looked bad too.

To be fair, can we all agree that Florida, Mississippi, and Alabama are the gonorrheic old cock and balls of this country?

LHMS Nitro for me too.

That Shiner Birthday Beer was the worst beer I'd tasted in a long time. I usually really like a beer with chocolate notes, even strong chocolate, but this one started off tasting like a semi-soured bottle of Yoo-hoo. Once my brain switched off my Yoo-hoo taste receptors out of self-preservation, the beer took on a

This reminds me of my drives to work and back home every goddamned day in the city of Houston. However, per capita, SC seems to have some pretty terrible drivers.