A real American could have said that in one sentence. So disrespectful. 

Tooth isn’t tooth.

So Rudy’s argument that Cohen has “motive” to lie, and therefore is lying....what does that say about Trump? Who in this WORLD has more motive to lie than that traitor?

*whoopid

Whoopi Goldberg continues to be fucking awesome.

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‘The Swedan’ is actually a mid sized vehicle you assemble yourself with an Allen key and some dowels.

I saw this headline on Facebook while deciding to get out of bed or wait for my alarm, and I thought it was an Onion article.

Like Obama does.

Rumor is the handshake originated in ancient Greece, to prove to your fellow shaker you are not carrying a weapon. Moreover, the act of extending a hand (and thus arm), leaving your torso vulnerable, imparts trust on your fellow shaker. Whatever.

Either of those moves is usually seen as a sign of aggression.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

So that’s like $149.95 in USD, right?

No they make me sneeze.

You been smoking Raymond Chandler’s ashes?

According to court documents she was trying to use the position of first lady to create a once in a lifetime opportunity to take in cash on fragrance and clothing lines. Disgusting and likely to backfire, but hey, she was just like all working mom’s, amiright? Meanwhile we pay millions for her to park her butt in a…

If you have ever looked at the life-hacker articles on the ideal desk set up they always have three monitor.So 4chan on the right,reddit on the left and word processor app in the middle.

If you’re an AdWords guru, you’re likely gaming the system. Same with AdSense.

Were the adwords guys successful because they were properly tailoring the words to the content or were they successful because they used a shit-ton of tangential or even false words to drive traffic to their content?