A real American could have said that in one sentence. So disrespectful. 

Tooth isn’t tooth.

So Rudy’s argument that Cohen has “motive” to lie, and therefore is lying....what does that say about Trump? Who in this WORLD has more motive to lie than that traitor?

*whoopid

Whoopi Goldberg continues to be fucking awesome.

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‘The Swedan’ is actually a mid sized vehicle you assemble yourself with an Allen key and some dowels.

I saw this headline on Facebook while deciding to get out of bed or wait for my alarm, and I thought it was an Onion article.

Like Obama does.

Rumor is the handshake originated in ancient Greece, to prove to your fellow shaker you are not carrying a weapon. Moreover, the act of extending a hand (and thus arm), leaving your torso vulnerable, imparts trust on your fellow shaker. Whatever.

Either of those moves is usually seen as a sign of aggression.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

So that’s like $149.95 in USD, right?

No they make me sneeze.

You been smoking Raymond Chandler’s ashes?

According to court documents she was trying to use the position of first lady to create a once in a lifetime opportunity to take in cash on fragrance and clothing lines. Disgusting and likely to backfire, but hey, she was just like all working mom’s, amiright? Meanwhile we pay millions for her to park her butt in a…

The number of things on which the current administration has no clear policy could fill a couple internets.

You know when we should have taken that significant first step with respect to those artificial islands? Before they were built. Too late now, those horses have left the barn.

What’s this Mazda doing?