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Two words, “Circus Peanuts.” Even thinking about them makes me throw up in my mouth a little, which leaves a better taste in my mouth than circus peanuts.

Blame my tastebuds. They feel strongly about this.

I love them. Black licorice is truly a love/hate thing. And by “hate” I mean your parents hated you and didn’t expose you to the deliciousness at a young age.

Pro Peep Tip: Open up the box, leave them exposed for a day or so and they get a little stale, which is somehow 10x better.

None of the above. The worst seasonal sweet is the Cadbury Creme Egg. Why despoil perfectly adequate chocolate with a Judas come filling?