as a Texan, I keep going back and forth between:

Also, I’m in the military, and there is literally nothing most of us hate more than parades. They are hot, you have to rehearse a ton, you get yelled at, people pass out, and 70% of the time you don’t care about the event that the parade is meant to honor. They suck. If he wants to celebrate the military he should let…

“celebration of the men and women who give us freedom.”

So how is Trump going going to spin this so it’s Obama’s or even Hilary’s fault?

My wish is to have Steve Bannon help Ted Cruz next.

Abortion Jones.

There’s a tradeoff for everything.

But in actuality, it’s an acronym for “The Cucks Undermining Trump Can’t Understand The Crazy Useless Taxes Act.”

Co-signed.

YAAAAAAAAS!

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

• The Xenomorph has 2 brains - one that will always know where you are, and one that controls the body and is given hints by the first brain.

They’ll speak entirely in metaphor. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

They aren’t pro-life. They are anti-choice.

Sounds like PCP, though that’s not exactly in vogue for someone with IV after their name.

First Baptist Church has always been ultra-right-wing, it’s members historically promoting violence against certain Roman Catholic Presidents of the United States, among other “ministries.” But it’s a dying church now, because it’s located in blue, culturally-diverse, downtown Dallas. If it were just another…

Proof? Who needs proof. Trump taught us exactly what to do:

I think we all know who the ‘primary knob’ is in that interview, and it’s not the damn ocean.