Because nobody expects the Spanish police.

And here I was thinking what was funny were all the posts saying it looked better.

I wonder if there will be any third party Wiiji Boards?

I thought a sea bass was going to eat him.

A console coming out 7 years later has better graphics! Stop the presses!

So what are we calling this thing? Wiiji Board? Tabmote? Wiimote U? Wumote?

""Vita means life," said Sony Computer Entertainment Kazuo Hirai, adding that the Vita will "blur the lines" between entertainment and real life, allowing you to connect and interact like never before."

I hope it has the full experience. If it doesn't make kids wait for an hour before doing each thing and charge $9.00 for an 8 oz. pop, I'm going to be mad.

In addition to my similar lack of space, I also lack the will and energy it takes to game this way. Given that I play most of my games after my family has gone to sleep, I also don't really see myself shouting at the game system repeatedly to execute simple commands. It seems like that's where MS is focused, so I'm…

I'm surprised they didn't mention their new promotion where every Kinect actually comes with a free shoehorn.

I still think this sounds like something a focus group pooped out. I'm sure it went something like this:

Human Papiloma Virus?

Playstation pretty much says what it is. Nintendo DS and 3DS pretty much say what they are. PSP. I find none of these names ridiculous. Now Wii and Vita? Those are the diarrhea that is produced when a focus group is assembled.

I feel BrawlKarter's pain. I recently sliced my thumb cleaning a food processor blade this weekend, so no twin stick games for me for a bit. I've been playing Tactic Ogre: Let Us Cling Together on PSP instead.

I'd eat 50 bites in a row of something awesome, like smoked brisket or anything with unagi.

My intention wasn't to be snarky, but after rereading it, I disliked the initial comment's tone and edited it literally within a moment of posting initially. I did not do so for my benefit, but rather to prevent offense, which I see I was too late for, so I do apologize.

I was just riffing off your handle, really no need to be so snarky about my reading comprehension.

I guess since you've clearly been in a coma and haven't heard:

There are like eleventy billion used DSs in the world. Why would they offer more?

Perhaps it isn't the lack of gaming, but the lax security that's motivating them.