@Smash Bro: Too bad there's no real world evidence to support your crazy solution. Whoever this Clinton is, he certainly isn't real and the surplus is definitely not factually verifiable.

@combatshotgun: Oh no, I'm sorry, you drew a filibuster card. Lose one turn and move your player to the government shutdown square.

If that was inspired by the new movie, I'm even more apprehensive about the movie.

@TheRealDoshu: The way I treat my colleagues … wait. What?

@GamerKT: One wonders at the frequency that both activities you mentioned are done concurrently.

@Hongo: You're right on the money. Jersey Shore costumes were the best selling costumes this Halloween, and the show is becoming a major marketing push for them.

@arionfrost: Are you kidding, a trip to Ikea and a roll of painter's tape, and you can live the dream!

@silverdoe: Isn't a 7.5 like an F- in the world of numerical game reviews, though?

As a parent, I can stop my child from consuming violent media.

@pobregizmo: The onus is on those who seek censorship to prove harm. Please cite the evidence that other forms of violent media have been proven harmful.

@This is not the commentor you were looking for...:

@Samba_P: "The people complaining are probably kids under 18."

@Andy Roo Mac: Last I checked Microplay wasn't the US federal government.

@Rhapsodos: They aren't? What happens when the government is deciding what's violent based on a description written by someone with an agenda?

@Andy Roo Mac: It is not the government's job to judge and restrict content, save for those occasions where someone is victimized (animal cruelty, child pornography).

@VladMalice: I believe this issue is one of those rare occasions where the proponents of censorship span many parties and political persuasions.

@BrokenWolfKU: That so many people already think this is illegal is indicative of the good job the industry has been doing self regulating.

@Lyriq: Judges are experts on the law. Expecting them to be an expert on every type of case that comes before them is unrealistic.

@samuel.ayaz90: Okay. He committed a computer crime and is giving up his computer for a year.

@Laodicea-Dude: You've wanted something for years and the only thing holding you back is the lack of an article on Kotaku?