For instance, Office-You is very different than Party-You is very different from Eating-Night-Cheese-and-Watching Oprah-You, but switching between these personas isn't reductive to you as a whole person. Similarly, IRL-You is different from from Twitter-You is different from Malicious-Anonymous-Commenter-You.

This reminds me of my Gymnastics coach who gets all fired up about how Gymnastics is for Everyone and Old People Can Do Gymnastics Too! And I'm just kind of like "How much does your head have to be up your ass for this to be your passionate cause?"

Hot guy wants to be lauded for naked pictures. That he isn't feels like…

I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY I HATE THIS BECAUSE I AM SMART AND HAVE GOOD TASTE.

loljk this show is the best. Shonda Rhimes for president!

My name was dragged through the mud in that article and I don't appreciate it.

Oh man, Daisy is fucking smart, and PISSED. You death glare that camera, girl, you're gonna need it. And Melinda, rock on with your kick-ass digital-recording self. These two are impressive folks.

This letter actually annoys me more than the rest of them

ONLY NECESSARY WORDS PLEASE.

man i am commenting in all caps a lot today.

GO FRY THOSE FISH THEN

criiiiinge!!

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CRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGE!!

Perfectionists usually have some reasons from past experience where they faced serious consequences for inconsequential slip-ups. Telling us that we need to slip-up to be perfect is really a douche move.

I feel like facilities management would be loathe to add more products to bathrooms that can clog the toilets and plumbing systems.

Yeah that too!

On the website, that graphic up there spins, and it's fucking creeeeeeeeeeeeppppy

The last time I chatted with a guy in a locker room we talked about our siblings, our jobs, how his dream is to open a fancy bathhouse and mine is to open a modern dance studio, and then we went back to my place and fucked. It was nice.

There is a vast different between a nude pic with your face in it and a nude pic without.

Well, I hear he's very musically talented, and guess what? He gets a lot of respect for that. He gets fame and money for that. But yeah, when it comes to fashion, he's a lot of chatter with little on the platter. You wanna think a lot about clothes and fashion and design your own stuff without regard for the rules of…

He just wants the same opportunities to be respected for a lot of talk and very little walk like the rest of the celebrities he sees! It's unfair that people won't respect his genius just because he declares it to be so and want him to like, do something genius.

She has returned from the land of the brown people to bring enlightened gems of their simple uncomplicated wisdom. How refreshing.

I went to Grinnell College in Iowa and Bachmann came to give a little speech at the local pumpkin patch (literally: Danny Carroll’s pumpkin patch)

We were a little liberal arts college community brimming with activist fervor and lacking in anything to act about, so when we heard Bachmann was coming 60 of us…

There's a vast emotional gulf between distaste and intense hatred. Not for you though, apparently. It's okay - I know you're projecting your anger at someone else onto me. I'm sorry you have been the victim of such insensitivity that you lash out at strangers online to dull the pain. I've been there yo. Take care!