Alright Chods, here's how you do it!
The seven E's for getting to it!
One's Encounter, grab your gilly!
Engage with her, then use your willy!
Escalate, grind on the floor!
Then GET REAL HARD for number four!
Excavate, don't need explainin'
Ejaculate, I'm a little flaming!
Expunge that lady from our frat!
Then come and cuddle…

I think that website combined pictures from the two visits to the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu and labeled them all as Tuvalu. The weather and chairs are a marked difference between photos of the two trips, but it's confusing because they're wearing the same clothes, except apparently William got tired of his tie some…

This does appear to be the case.

Why would I thank you for being wrong?

Erection! GET HARD! Ejaculate! Yeah bros! HOT!

Solomon Islands, not Tuvalu

I found that it's from a visit he took with his wife to the Solomon Islands as part of the Diamond Jubilee tour celebrating Queen Elizabeth II's 60th anniversary of her accession to the throne, but all the articles about it are overshadowed by the fact that women there have breasts and also Kate Middleton has breasts.…

Oh my god someone pleeeeease give me context for the Prince William picture because I want to stand on firm evidentiary and anecdotal ground when I publicly declare my distaste for him in the future.

Yeah but what happens when there are two people who both have this set up and one of them emails the other one?

D&D free and ddf both mean
"Drug and disease free"

It's a meaningless thing to write on a CL ad really.

Yes exactly. The audience perspective is assumed to be male by default in the vast majority of performative situations.

"I am a huge fan of the transgender community. I am so not a proper, good female. I can’t dance in high heels and I’m just so not girly, but then I see these men with these banging bodies, dancing in heels, singing, and having so much fun with so much makeup on. That makes me honestly want to be a better woman. It is…

The paradox of the modern performance paradigm is that it requires evidence of both self-sacrifice and effortlessness. The performer must convince the viewer that their essential nature lacks self interest or preservation, but is instead constituted by a single-minded desire to cater to the perspective of the audience.

S is for Schwyzer

This article is too long.

Thigh-high high-heeled boots on the ground

Regarding the title:

NO IT DIDN'T. AND YOUR BFF STACEY IS NOT ACTING TOTALLY SKITZO EITHER. AND YOUR DOG IS NOT LIKE, WAY BIPOLAR.

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Staaaaaaaaars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling this comment
With order and light

This shitty choreography made me cry at work.

Someone's been practicing! Sam killed it this time!