I posted this on my facebook and one of my super fit muscular friends chimed in about how angry and whiny this article was and how that was Not Constructive (tm).

I gave her the what-for.

Liberal quotation of Derailing for Dummies was involved.

Shm'aaaaaa, Bayamim hahem bazman hazeh!

HAHA BILL CLINTON FUCK YOU

Weddings are tacky. The gift schema has nothing to do with it.

I will forever be perplexed by the new parent presented with a healthy baby who decides that the first thing to be done is amputate part of the penis.

Like what the fuck people.

I say this having grown up in the tradition of Orthodox Judaism.

Your afternoon never ending shudder.


AUGH

This is also a big problem for adults on TPN (Total Parenteral Nutrition) who obtain all of their nutrition intravenously because they have medical conditions that affect their digestive abilities. There are about 50,000 people in the US who rely on TPN for all of their nutrition, and without these vitamins their care…

I'm very allergic to cats. Got a clean house and a cat outta sight? Roof of my mouth starts to itch. Cat hair around? neck starts to itch. More than one cat? Wheeze wheeze wheeze. Years of cats and cat hair? throats closing, sneezing, watery eyes, SORRY GOTTA GO.

Except when I take Allegra. That shit is magic. 24 hours…

He's going for those consequence free consequences that rich people love.

Yeah you can't be above it all and commit. You can't be behind the scenes and in the spotlight.

In New York having morals is considered naive. That's why I would never live in that cesspool of consumption.

Oh god I've unleashed the flood of sanctimonious yoga users and their perfect yogic practices. YOU ARE ALL SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES WITH GREAT YOGA TEACHERS WHO TRANSCEND ALL EARTHLY BOUNDARIES AND TEACH FLEXIBILITY AND STRENGTH OF THE SOUL

I agree with you. Usually though, the third generation americanized yoga has departed very far from traditional yoga. it's often about going fast, working up a sweat, and butt busting, and making sure your customer feel like they've gotten their money's worth and tightened their abs.

I thought Broga was a hilarious thing to be mocked until I actually went to a Broga class.

it's actually super super valid. The men there were not hyper masculine. Mostly they had bodies that don't bend super well at the waste and backs that don't arch super well and hips that don't open into middle splits or pigeon…

The only person who is allowed to play live action Daria is Janeane Garofalo.

It's big because Tatum is flexing it. His shoulders are a little rounded, his chest is a little concave, and his back is spread, engaging those muscles and making them large. The guy on the left has a contrasting position with his back contracted and his chest puffed out with the shoulder pulled back.

Muscles do not…

"Intercourse is supposed to be natural and in it a man and a woman are supposed to show and do what each is by nature. Society justifies its civil subordination of women by virtue of what it articulates as the "natural" roles of men and women in intercourse; the "natural" subjugation of women to men in the act. God…

I live a mile away from where he was captured. I'm really glad CVS is taking this stance.

Looks like it'll cause a classic case of Buffy lisp.

Yes.