My first two reactions are:

1) If you tried this in Boston you would just get a million cold stares from beneath iron-straight hair and gel encrusted tips.

2) People in LA eat cake?

This is why I read Andrea Dworkin during lunch to stay sane.

If they had good drugs then why are their paintings so shitty?

Some things aren't worth hacking for a few extra hours of productivity, shocking though that might be.

I like it too :)

It's not creepy for a mid-thirties guy to date a mid-twenties woman. It's creepy for a 30 year old to say "I'm gonna get married in a few years or so, probably to a woman about ten years younger than me sounds about right." and then provide no context other than "Younger seems about right".

When considering probably…

But actually though, this

This is a creepy thing to say

Oh honey.

Making sexy face and abruptly repositioning your hands to nondescript electronic music is not how to dance like a pro.

Cool it with the O face a little and try to move from your core. Also practice forms that require unified intention in your entire body.

When you look at your hand in front of your face with…

I like the one's where you can see their faces.

“I had to agree with him,” Naquin told The Daily Advertiser. “Government flag poles really should be meant to fly only government flags, not flags for gay fucking”

Might you be a womanist?

This is a fucking ripoff that dad is just teaching his kids how the people with money screw you over actually never mind they'll probably just learn how to do that really well.

Not perfect, but close

"Beep boop beep framework does not exist cannot be calculated READ ERROR 4 boop boop boop"

I guess if you're a robot then the idea that people have individualized and nuanced moral standards that often do not comport with yours would be all "DOES NOT COMPUTE".

:)

We are on the same wavelength

My siblings have decided to cleave to idealized heterolife with a marriage and a male breadwinner and a stay at home breastfeeding mom and one tiny child and I just graduated from college as this radical super queer and they're like

"BE A YUPPIE"

and I'm like "I'm having a little trouble…

I'm the fifth and last born and the one gay child...

Older sibling oppression is currently living large in my life wut wut.

Don't cut his penis