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I don’t think these stores are for people like you, with the time and confidence to give it a shot. I, on the other hand, do not know very much about the interior workings of computers and deal phenomenally badly with frustration. I would love the opportunity to fling $60 at someone instead of fucking it up and…

As satisfying as it would be, I think that the long term effect on Obama’s ability to use the post-Presidential glow to accomplish some things might be diminished.

Popeyes is the only fast food fried chicken that I will eat.

Y’all fuck with my chicken, I’ma be PISSED.

If you can’t understand the problem with the goddamned president not knowing what START is and then mindlessly shooting off at the mouth once one of his aides whispers a two-second explanation at him then I don’t even know where to begin trying to drag you kicking and screaming back to reality. None of this is normal,…

START is exactly that, a start. The idea is to remove the threat of nuclear holocaust, and since you certainly can’t do it overnight, you have to take baby steps.

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

I don’t think he’s evil, I honestly think he’s just kind of dumb. A vast swath of people praised all of his idiotic rambling so he just keeps at it, upping the ante every time until eventually he says shit that he never thought he would, just to feel like people care about him. Honestly I am starting to pity him more…

So I’m surrounded at work by Trump supporters. They seem to be doubling down on their support, despite the numerous questionable moves.

“I’d have more respect for them if they didn’t vote at all.”

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

wow, this is a real shame.

I don’t know man, he’s 2-0 vs women in his career.

I’d love to hear what her mom has to say about Rousey’s camp after this. I’m sure she has a few choice words.

Fuck CNN

to quote many and internet commenter, is this really the hill you want to die on? Defending a fuck face who pushed an old lady out of his way?