We will not be blessed with a First Lady that bad in a loooooong time. Dayum.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

Sonic 3 & Knuckles is my fav Sonic game ever.

You really don’t understand Sonic.

interesting thing about the game, the early levels give you the satisfaction of the sensation of speed, but is relatively unsustainable unless you hone your skills and improve your Sonic skills. Once you do, you get that amazing feeling of just next level gaming zone.

*removes Steel Battalion

Then it becomes the slow and the curious :D

One scientist looks at the other. “What happens when the pink bar overtakes the blue bar?”

She sounds like a good egg.

I mean, I guess. But would you feel the same way about a man who refuses to go down on his wife/girlfriend?

Welcome to the future 2015, where pets are treated like children and children are treated like pets.

Color of your skin, color of your eyes

There it was, a moment where everything could go up in flames, and instead we just talked like people. The Internet has a way of masking us, dressing us up in various "sides" colors and telling us to go to war. But standing face-to-face, staring each other in the eyes, the first things that come up aren't our…

Hit 30. :p

Hopefully the character makes dad noises (i.e. grunts) every time they crouch and un-crouch. It'd be especially great if there's a 1/10,000 chance they complain about their knees or back.

The game could be your dad..

Sounds like your mom has some explaining to do.

Greg is my favorite character. He's just... He's the best. He's the best dad on any kids show and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.