I used to go to A’s games for free the good old fashioned way - by walking through the gates during the 6th or 7th inning. I was the only person there who wanted extra innings.

“Wait, who shits on cycles?”

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

police were called after Duffy fell asleep in his car in a Burger King drive-through.

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Dirk’s Diggler from Boogie Nights.

Counterpoint: He’s fine.

This is more or less also the reason why Nomar had to stop wearing his Nomar shirt.

1) It’s a long way to the top

Posey double play. The wave from Oakland. Garlic arguments. Yea, you’re authentic, friend.

I don’t know that “deriding” is the right word here. In fact, if I’m in the park on a Wednesday, I could see eating a good dozen of these.

Put me down for “umpire fucking up a routine call with two outs in the 9th to cost the pitcher a perfect game.”

T23 Old ass announcer mistakenly giving his home run call on a can of corn.

Always been partial to the strike em out, throw em out game ending double play

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Fuck you