The bleachers are way more than 0.1% of that stadium

Upon first glance, nacho man kinda looks like a fat Jon Lester

Damn...just like his change up used to...

Damn I miss old Lincecum. What an amazing change up to mix in with 97. Sucks how much he dropped off and how quick it happened. Dick joke.

There’s always some piece of shit messing with your normal trot

They were not about to Brock. No one salutes them

Slurve

Giants fan here. Most Giants fans just don’t talk shit well. Not in the way that would start a fight, but in a way that is fun to do with other fans who hate your team but aren’t there to stab you. When I sit in the bleachers and have to hear some asshole start the “what’s the matter with the left fielder...he’s a…

Hank Greenwald was the shit

This is a great joke

That is phenomenal

This is a very valid point.

And it’s also a hilarious and entertaining way to see a fan of a team get pissed off at them like any other fan of any other sports team. I love it and wish beat writers were this honest

...and no sideburns, and wears jean shorts to work

Also, I guarantee he has a goatee

Not really. Not that there aren’t people out there just trying to piss people off, but if you listen to sports radio, this is the same motherfucker that thinks his team can trade their worst player for an MVP candidate.

I’m just going to say that I am not at all concerned with the White Sox as a west coast Giants fan. However, these articles are the best goddam thing in sports journalism. Please carry on liking your team and bitching about their shortcomings.

Way more disrespectful than the party who’s sole goal is to dismantle the government...

Not to mention that pitching is also a ton of lower body, and a long sprint mid-start isn’t a fun thing to add to your day haha!

Pitchers