Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

While his career in Boston looks to be a bust, he’ll always be a hero in San Francisco.

Nah.

Shame on you.

Couldn’t you just use the header as a placeholder and post a link here everytime he writes a new article

A thing I learned while compiling this: The San Diego Chicken is not and has never been the Padres’ mascot.

This took me entirely too long to make.

.183 AVG

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Today on Earth Day, you should eat a big meatball. Or, if you’re Kyrie Irving, a pizza.

He must not be famous.

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

Eat Arby’s

LSD + THC @ MSG = XTC