In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Okay, they can, but not successfully! :P

"Innovation, depth, and stability. That's what Battlefield Hardline is going to deliver."

Still better value than Michael Bradley's transfer.

The rule of thirds is a good one, just don't assume it will make every picture look good. Case in point is this pretty crappy picture of the beer glass, with a falling horizon and poor composition.

Fixed.

Hrm.

He's mashing a banana into his fax machine at right this moment.

I've got to figure the demographic isn't attracted to WFAN because they're dumb, but rather are largely once-honorable people made and kept dumb by listening to WFAN.

In fairness, most World Cup soccer players would probably have a lot of questions about Mike Francesa too, such as "Who the fuck is Mike Francesa?"

"this is not true at all"

Klinsmann has no experience with NBA contracts, but has lots of experience with Bundesliga, Serie A, Ligue 1, and Premier League contracts.

STERLING: I need this. Please, would you... I need this. Please.
STIVIANO: But, darling, I just... I just can't. I've never faked anything in my life.
STIVIANO: [Holds breath]
STIVIANO: [Looks upward expectantly]
STERLING: [Looks upward]
STIVIANO: [Continues looking upward]
STERLING: [Continues looking upward]
PUPPIES:…

Touré: [makes himself a sad little birthday cake]

I'm judging Mourinho on his own criteria: No titles, no attention.

Put a beet and a copy of battlestar galactica in there and that bear would have been caught.

When I hear someone yell "spider," I can't help but chime in "…pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does." Sometimes it flummoxes people long enough for the little critter to make an escape.

That's what I do everyday here, me and my other burner account.

I was primarily teasing Greg about his Premier League prognosticating... but yeah, it's all but over. Only thing that might make it fun is if West Ham can score first. And Liverpool wouldn't have to worry about goal difference if City lose and they win. Remember the last time City had the title on their racquet but…