Dah-dah-dah-dah…dah-dah…dah-dah. DON'T TOUCH THOSE.

Congratulations! I think you made a good choice as well.

Don't worry, United fans. Moyes has clearly learned his lesson from this, and he is no longer going to tolerate these kinds of chances going to waste.

How disappointing would it be if "aliens" were basically humans that evolved on this other planet in the same way...

The best way to get to the top?

They often do the same thing on television. They never script a "bye" or "chat later" into phone conversations. It's the one thing I love watching for on tv. bleh.. I have no life.

To be fair, Morgan really is a twat.

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

They're out in the group stage or they advance to the semi's or beyond. There is absolutely zero in between with France. Still, I love them forever because of Zizou.

Totally agree on France. Nothing would surprise me with that squad. I root against them, but the WC would be poorer for them not making it.

fifa rankings take into account the previous four years i think (tho each year back is weighted less and less) so france's implosion from 2010 is still included

Surprised Sturridge and Gerrard still have their limbs intact.

And the answer is ... Ozil!

Well... I just got inspired by this story. My new goal is to find Saroo, finding his family in India.

You've earned the Feeny.

Sorry, the dust-raising happens when I speak too loudly. It's my fault.

I'm not crying. It's just raining on my face.

I had a lot of fun with the GTA physics...

Great in-depth review. I can't wait.
One little peeve, though: "line of site?" It's "line of sight."