To be fair, Morgan really is a twat.

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

They're out in the group stage or they advance to the semi's or beyond. There is absolutely zero in between with France. Still, I love them forever because of Zizou.

Totally agree on France. Nothing would surprise me with that squad. I root against them, but the WC would be poorer for them not making it.

fifa rankings take into account the previous four years i think (tho each year back is weighted less and less) so france's implosion from 2010 is still included

Surprised Sturridge and Gerrard still have their limbs intact.

And the answer is ... Ozil!

You've earned the Feeny.

Sorry, the dust-raising happens when I speak too loudly. It's my fault.

I'm not crying. It's just raining on my face.

I had a lot of fun with the GTA physics...

Great in-depth review. I can't wait.
One little peeve, though: "line of site?" It's "line of sight."

Oh no, they refer to dick size in infants. They are not quoting anything claiming that the penis will remain small to adulthood. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and wash my brain with alcohol after thinking about baby genitals.

I can understand where you're coming from. My beef with Suarez isn't that he's a racist per se, it's that he's proven repeatedly that he will do anything to win. Handball on the goal line in the WC? Check. Biting and opponent? Check and check. Diving? Check. Racial slagging off? Check.

A club-level Player of the Month award at a mid-table side? Be serious.

This is Mike White and I agree with both these guys. Find a way to get involve...any way, and then just keep going. Finding a Lemons ride you can glom onto and working events are excellent ways to start meeting people, trying stuff and oh yeah, having fun doing it! In my case I worked rally events and serviced for…

0 fucks, demonstrated.

I remember reading where he said only tried that because the play had already been blown dead. When? England weren't offsides. There doesn't seem to be a foul. Both teams look like they are playing right up until the ball hits Higuita's feet.

Science, yo. Thanks for the movie link!