...because nobody has changed their mind after being told their perspective is poor. Right.

She can lose the weight. You're stuck with that personality.

I see your point about taking time off. In the past, I wouldn't take time off for anything short of the flu or a trip somewhere. For me, that was very unhealthy. Taking a day off to do anything is perfectly acceptable to me after 10 years of being in a professional environment. I ditched that "live to work" attitude…

I always think there's a fair amount of coolness in taking days off to play video games. I have some colleagues that sheepishly admit to doing the very same thing and we have a collective moment of gamer bliss; mutual understanding.

HEAVY METAL!

Easier said than done when you don't have all four wheels on the ground and you're doing 70+MPH with a broken control arm.

Having a friend of a family member that is a mechanic is INVALUABLE. My younger brother is a mechanic and relishes in exposing the less savory members of his chosen field. The knowledge that he has passed on to me is priceless. Gotta love it.

No mention of meth? Incomplete list, methinks.

You can't use brains as book shelf. They are all squishy and will fall! DUH! All those things with words in them will be around the place that isn't the ceiling.

Yes.

Did you read the first sentence of mine?

Some of the most influential people in history were obnoxious, arrogant and generally people you would wish to throw in a wood chipper in lieu of shaking their hand. Doesn't make their work any less important...

It's like your grandparents trying to be hip...

Don't have a picture, but the photo for the story above does remind me of the imitation Legos my "frugal" grandmother bought me for Christmas. They felt as though they were made of wax and were not compatible with legitimate Legos. She was a notorious patron of "Pick n' Save" and all her gifts were notoriously bad.

"...is because unathletic little shits can play it and not get their feelings hurt."

This routine has already been done.

A clear bra.

Looking at the comments on the video on Youtube, this same driver follows cyclists and torments them (allegedly). But you do have a point otherwise. I've witnessed some elderly drivers do some insane and dangerous things as a result of anxiety behind the wheel.

I was just going to ask how this all worked with almond milk. Thanks!

You know, I played collegiate basketball, hiked and camped ten+ miles into back country to fish with sparse gear, trained and fought Mixed Martial Arts and currently learning to rally race. A virgin I am not.