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Hey, cheer up. Wentz could be hit by a truck tomorrow and go to a better place.

For those interested in knowing why this is happening I present to you the following information and you can take from it what you will.

Calm down there, Satan.

Can’t read? You’re likely voting for the same guy he is.

I’m just impressed you understood his comment enough to respond. I’m still trying to figure out which parts are autocorrect and which parts are the failures of our education system.

Remind me to introduce you to the concept of a joke sometime.

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

But Wilshere still has way more assists, as you’d expect.

Hilarious that this is the first thing a Spurs fan thinks to post.

you probably should try and get laid more

Wait now. If it is PTSD than thank Obama.

This storm should meet my good friend, Florida.

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

Well, that’s just great. You hear that, Rex? Bears. Now you’re putting the whole organization in jeopardy.

He’s probably more scary for you, as a kicker.

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

One could make an argument that it also illustrates how much safer our cities would be if people would drive more slowly.