Can we agree that almost all in-game interviews are stupid and pointless?

as if we all have complete control over our willpower and determination.

Thank god someone has spoken out! My neighbor is addicted to these things. He actually sits in a chair and swings his arm to increase the "steps" he took that day. Its an addiction. He tells me his numbers "go through the roof" when he jerks off, as the bracelet is on his main working hand. And yet he wonders why…

Kentucky, let him go. He's just not into you like that.

It's good to see Jesus enjoying himself at the ol' hockey rink again. For awhile there, seeing grown men go to the sin bin for minor penalties made him think of work too much.

He heard they legalized zone defense in the NBA, but doesn't realize he can't be the only one on the Rockets playing zone.

you take your WAR and your extrapolation and go to hell. i can read a player's soul just from his RBI alone.

Filed to SUPER CHILL ORANGUTANS was the best part of this.

Max gets a lot of shit for being a truly despicable human being, but it is nice to see him take part in charitable endeavors such as partially funding the Kentucky Basketball 2015/16 freshman class.

Of course he's not fucking around. The Yankees are a well-run franchise with strong leadership from the top down, so Tanaka will respectfully bide his time until he's finished his next two starts.

isn't the whole point of co-ed adult kickball to get laid?

Derek Jeter promptly quits team

I love it when people bring this up because you know Hank Aaron isn't talking about the people with actual gripes about the President's performance.

Because you were so concerned with innocent Afghans seven years ago when they were also being killed?

"The bigger difference is that back then they had hoods. Now they have neckties and starched shirts," Aaron said. After a brief pause, he added, "And license plates with 'Cobb' on them."

But didn't you hear? Racism ended in the 1950s.

And to think this all could have been avoided if USA Today had published the interview in the paper instead of making it a podcast.

There is a whole lot to choose from, but man do I ever love the guy in the white jersey.

I just want to note that I broke into sportswriting with a sabermetrics-oriented baseball column for a daily newspaper in New York City. That was 11 years ago.