I'm not your friend, buddy.

I got a picture for ya.

"You know what other Asian had a deceptive pitch-Yaz."

I can't believe they would enable this kind of irresponsible behavior at Coors Field.

No offense, but I feel like this might've represented much better advice back when banks themselves actually paid interest on saving accounts. I know many people (myself included) which used to semi-foolishly look at a large income tax refund each year as a "forced savings"—mostly because I was poor at managing my…

I thought Rondoing was only playing 100% when you're on national TV?

Meanwhile LeBron is still complaining.

As a snooty maitr'd, I disapprove.

Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".

It's not spot on at all. The worst NBA team has much better facilities and staff than the best NCAA team. Also, playing in that ridiculous 2-3 zone isn't going to help anyone prepare for the NBA.

I don't think that location is really the problem for the White Sox. Compared to Wrigley, Comiskey is incredibly easy to get to and park.
It's really more that the White Sox fan wants to be sure he's watching a worthwhile team or in better conditions for the most part. If this was 2006, they'd have a much more…

"Hey, I just pick the players, I don't dress 'em."

Suggest, no. Insist, yes.

FIFA will have integrity just as soon as integrity can put together a larger bribe than rampant graft and corruption.

No, pretty sure the correct term is Capitalist

DONE.

Map confirms what was only anecdotally theorized: The actual city of Chicago has more White Sox fans than Cubs fans.

#CancelDeadspin

What if we replace it with "Bad Drivers" or "Math Whizzes"?

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?